Funny Graphic T-Shirt — "Thanks for the advice: I’ll file it right next to ‘things I didn’t ask for’"
Light, honest, and a little cheeky—this cotton tee carries a quietly sarcastic message that fits days when patience is thin and boundaries are needed. The soft ring-spun fabric drapes easily, so the statement sits comfortably whether you’re running errands, grading papers, or taking a deliberate coffee break. Clean, minimalist type and muted accent color keep the look subtle; people get the joke without shouting for attention. Wear it to deflect unsolicited advice, to spark a knowing smile among friends, or to keep your mood guarded with humor on busy weekdays.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching and keep shape
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free, comfortable wear
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |