Funny Quote Tee — “Wow, groundbreaking: Tell me more so I can forget faster”
A lightweight, everyday tee built for people who speak with dry wit and wear it casually. This soft, breathable cotton shirt carries a bold, boxed statement across the chest: “Wow, groundbreaking: Tell me more so I can forget faster.” It sits cleanly at the crew neckline and keeps its shape thanks to ribbed knit and reinforced shoulder tape. The retail cut is relaxed enough for layering but tailored enough to look tidy on its own. Breathable Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and side seams give structure and comfort through repeated wear. Finished with a tear-away label and responsibly manufactured materials, this tee feels as thought-out as the sarcasm on it.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and softness
- Retail fit with crew neckline, side seams, ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Tear-away label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |